Oh, you don't say?

So it would seem that I am adapting to Alaskan life pretty well so far. Sometimes I find myself saying absolutely ridiculous things such as:

"Oh, it's only -10 right now, so it's not too bad."

"Free shipping? Haha, suckers."

"All I want for Christmas is basic below zero survival gear for my car."

"You're right. Flannel sheets DO sound like a good idea."

And my personal favorite:

"I don't know if I'm going to make it. There's an aggressive moose outside of my door that attacked the neighbor's dog, so it looks like I might be staying in."